Hidden K9 Guarantee

We provide a Satisfaction Guarantee

We are so confident that we can help you make immediate change to the unwanted behaviours we provide this guarantee!

Based on the behavioural problems you disclose to us we will guarantee you see immediate improvement during your home coaching session. If we fail to show you significant improvement we will refund 50% of the fee paid.

We will recommend the best options based on the behaviours presented to us and provided you follow our plan you will see positive change - Guaranteed!

We will consider a claim under this Guarantee provided that you have:

  • Fully and accurately disclosed the behavioural issues you are facing.

  • Work with our trainers and follow their advice and suggested actions.

  • Are able to demonstrate that there is no improvement at the end of the Coaching Session.

  • The Guarantee is limited to 50% of the fee paid and will be refunded to your original payment method.

Welcome to the wild world of warranties and guarantees, where we promise to protect your purchases like a mother grizzly bear protects her cubs. Whether you're a risk-averse soul or just have a knack for attracting Murphy's Law, we've got you covered like a cozy blanket on a chilly winter night. So sit back, relax, and let us take you on a hilarious journey through the history of warranty and guarantees.

Picture this: it's the ancient times, when people were still figuring out how to make fire without burning down their caves. One clever caveman named Og had an epiphany - what if he could guarantee that his freshly carved stone tools wouldn't break after one use? And thus, the earliest form of warranty was born. Og would proudly declare to his fellow cave dwellers, "If my rock breaks within three moon cycles, I'll give

you another one for free!" Little did he know that he was setting the foundation for all future warranty claims.

Fast forward to medieval times, where knights in shining armor were not only skilled with swords but also masters of guaranteeing their services. Sir Lancelot himself would gallantly approach potential customers and proclaim, "If my sword fails you in battle, I shall juggle flaming torches in your honor!" And thus, the concept of standing behind your product with outrageous promises was established. But it wasn't until the industrial revolution that warranties truly took off like a rocket ship powered by unicorn tears. As factories churned out goods faster than ever before, manufacturers realized they needed something extra to entice hesitant buyers.

Enter the extended warranty! Suddenly, shoppers were bombarded with offers like "Buy this revolutionary new contraption and we'll fix it for free if it spontaneously combusts!" Who could resist such an enticing proposition? As time marched on and technology advanced at lightning speed (seriously, have you seen those self-driving cars?), warranties became more complex and sophisticated.

No longer were we satisfied with a simple promise of replacement or repair. Now, we demanded warranties that covered accidental drops, coffee spills, and even alien invasions (hey, you never know!). It's safe to say that the warranty game has become an amusement park ride of excitement and absurdity.

But here's the thing - amidst all the chaos and confusion, we've got your back. Our warranty and guarantee policies are as solid as a rock...or at least as solid as Og's rock from way back when. We believe in going above and beyond to ensure your satisfaction because life is too short for boring warranties. From our "if it breaks, we'll send a dancing clown to cheer you up" policy to our "if it gets lost in transit, we'll personally deliver it via jetpack" guarantee, we're here to make sure you're smiling every step of the way.

So don't settle for lackluster warranties that leave you feeling like you've been duped by a medieval jester. Choose us and embark on a warranty adventure like no other. We promise laughter, peace of mind, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. After all, life is too short for dull guarantees. Join us today and let the warranty fun begin!

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